This blog was previously printed on the family blog site. You must know that Kerry accidentally sprayed "room spray" on his body one evening, mistaking it for "men's spray". This will clarify a comment near the end! :D
Monday, February 23, 2009
The joys of dinner in the Hansen house
So here we sat on a Sunday night eating our dinner. It wasn't that big or exciting. Just breakfast burritos (quick and easy). Well, the "little boys" were done eating, so they were visiting (hadn't yet been "excused" by Dad). Dad, Jeff, and I were visiting at OUR end of the table. Then, it started. I heard Heath sound like he was hawking up a loogie. Gross. Jared was laughing his butt off, which just encouraged Heath. Jared is drinking his grape juice at the time.Suddenly, Jared jumps out of his seat and starts running to the bathroom. Running. Throwing up. Running and throwing up at the same time. Running and throwing up on the way. Throwing up on the carpet, the chair, etc. Apparently not running fast enough.
Heath begins to laugh. Laughing because Jared is puking. Mother is NOT laughing. Father is NOT laughing. Jeff is eating. Mother tells Heath that he'd best get in there and make sure Jared is okay, and Heath can clean up the mess....since he created it with his stupid antics.
Heath runs into the bathroom. Heath takes a whiff. Heath runs out of the bathroom faster than he ran in. Heath pukes on the kitchen floor. Repeatedly. Out of his nose. Then, he flings his hands. His hands that are filled with puke. Great. Mother leaves. She tells Father to enjoy himself. She is not responsible for cleaning this mess. Father goes into the bathroom. Father takes a whiff. Father nearly pukes himself. Heath is still puking. Jeff is still eating. Three feet away from the brother with the cast iron stomach, Heath is puking and flinging. Jeff is still eating. Jeff finishes all of his dinner before reacting to anything. Then, he declares that Heath is an idiot. Jeff's dinner stays in his stomach. He doesn't ever throw anything up; that would be a waste of food.
Mother, hiding out in the bedroom, is interrupted by Father, who is going to change his clothes before cleaning the mess. She will not help him. He goes to clean the mess. Jeff is still eating. Heath has flung puke all over not just the kitchen, but into the living room. Lovely. The "little boys" shower, while Dad and Jeff clean the mess. Mother is happily not involved. The house stinks. But, Mother didn't have to clean it up, so she is okay with spraying "men's spray".
Anybody want a dinner invitation?
